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Wood Rocket The Golden Gilfs Porn Pardoy Coloring Book

$13.99
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The Golden Gilfs Porn Parody Coloring Book is an Adult Coloring Book that is a sexy spoof of The Golden Girls. From Wood Rocket, the creators of SpongeKnob SquareNuts, Strokemon, and Game of Bones, comes their first porn parody that you can color in.

Nudity and sexual content. For Adults Only. If you are looking for an Adult coloring book as a gift or for yourself or a bachelor or bachelorette party or gang bang, The Golden Gilfs Porn Parody Coloring Book is the dirty coloring book for you. It's filthy! It's sexy! It's entertaining! It's by Wood Rocket.

  • 32 high-quality & naughty pages
  • Great for sexy gifts, parties, or "Me Time"
  • Perfect for crayons, colored pencils, or markers
  • Printed on 80# stock with glossy cover
  • Made in Sexy Town, USA

Check out our Porn Parody Coloring Book for more fun!

Product information

How to measure

Sizing varies by brand and supplier. For the best fit, take your measurements before ordering and compare them to the size chart on each individual product page.

Apparel & lingerie

  • Bust: Measure around the fullest part of your chest, keeping the tape parallel to the floor.
  • Waist: Measure around the narrowest part of your torso, usually just above the belly button.
  • Hips: Measure around the fullest part of your hips and seat.
  • Inseam: Measure from your crotch to the floor along the inside of your leg.
  • Measure over bare skin or thin clothing. Keep the tape snug but not tight.

Harnesses & bondage gear

  • Measure the body part where the item sits — neck, chest, waist, thigh, or wrist.
  • When between sizes, size up for adjustable straps.
  • Check each product page for the specific measurement range and adjustment points.

Collars & cuffs

  • Collar: Measure around the base of your neck where you’d like it to sit.
  • Cuffs: Measure around your wrist or ankle at the widest point.
  • Add 1–2 inches for comfort unless a snug fit is intended.

A note on vendor sizing

Our products come from a curated selection of suppliers, and sizing can vary significantly between brands. Always refer to the size chart on the individual product page for the most accurate guidance. When in doubt, size up — or reach out to us at care@kinkgalore.com and we’ll help you choose.

Discreet shipping, every time

Your privacy matters. All orders ship in plain, unbranded packaging. The sender name on the package may vary depending on which of our fulfillment partners ships your order. Your billing statement will show a discreet descriptor: Roof Duck Productions, Inc.

Processing time

Orders are processed within 1–3 business days. You’ll receive a confirmation email when your order is placed, and a tracking link once it ships.

Delivery times & costs

  • Standard shipping: $7.99 — typically arrives within 5–7 business days.
  • Free shipping on all domestic orders over $99.
  • We ship within the United States only. We do not currently offer international shipping.
  • Carriers may include USPS, UPS, or FedEx depending on your location and the fulfillment partner.

Tracking

Once your order ships, you’ll receive a tracking link via email. You can also view order status from your account page if you have an account with us.

Questions? Email us at care@kinkgalore.com — we respond within 24–48 hours.

Our commitment

We want you to love your order. Due to the intimate and personal nature of our products, we are unable to accept returns or exchanges under any circumstances. Please review your order carefully before completing your purchase.

Damaged or defective items

If your item arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, please contact us within 7 days of delivery with your order number and a photo of the issue. We will arrange a replacement at no cost to you.

How to report an issue

Email us at care@kinkgalore.com with your order number and photos. Please do not ship any items back without contacting us first — unsolicited returns cannot be processed.

All sales are final

By completing your purchase, you acknowledge and agree that all sales are final. This policy exists to protect the health, safety, and privacy of every customer.

Questions, answered

Is delivery discreet?

Yes. Every order ships in a plain, unbranded box. The sender name may vary by fulfillment partner — never anything revealing.
What will show up on my statement?

Your statement shows one thing only: a discreet descriptor, Roof Duck Productions, Inc.
When will my order arrive?

Orders are processed within 1–3 business days and typically arrive 5–7 business days after shipping, via USPS, UPS, or FedEx. Standard shipping is $7.99 — free on orders over $99. We currently ship within the United States only.
Can I return this?

Due to the intimate nature of our products, all sales are final. If your item arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, email care@kinkgalore.com within 7 days of delivery with your order number and a photo, and we'll arrange a replacement at no cost to you.
How do I choose a size?

Sizing varies by brand, so check the measurements on this page first, then see our Size Guide for how to measure. When in doubt, size up — or email us and we'll help.